partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Doctor Who Quotes - Strax
Strax – part one of the great trio of Victorian detectives! He’s been confusing human genders and attacking everything he sees since a good man went to war, and if the “Damn Moon” meme is a good indicator, we’ve been loving his adorable, somewhat murderous but mostly just over-excitable alien self ever since.
So, uh… right, quotations! He says the BEST things, right? So kick back and enjoy some of the funniest one-liners from your favourite Victorian Sontaran butler.
Available as all the things, and if it is not available as the thing you wanted, I will make that thing.
(Bonus thought for the day: so if Conan Doyle based Watson and Holmes off Jenny and Vastra, does that make Strax Mrs. Hudson or Gladstone?)
I made a thing :)
I JUST REALLY LIKE STRAX OK
Announcing Kindle Worlds →
Get ready for Kindle Worlds, a place for you to publish fan fiction inspired by popular books, shows, movies, comics, music, and games. With Kindle Worlds, you can write new stories based on featured Worlds, engage an audience of readers, and earn royalties. Amazon Publishing has secured licenses from Warner Bros. for Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and The Vampire Diaries, with licenses for more Worlds on the way.
Content Guidelines for Kindle Worlds
Pornography: We don’t accept pornography or offensive depictions of graphic sexual acts.
Offensive Content: We don’t accept offensive content, including but not limited to racial slurs, excessively graphic or violent material, or excessive use of foul language.
Illegal and Infringing Content: We take violations of laws and proprietary rights very seriously. It is the authors’ responsibility to ensure that their content doesn’t violate laws or copyright, trademark, privacy, publicity, or other rights.
Poor Customer Experience: We don’t accept books that provide a poor customer experience. Examples include poorly formatted books and books with misleading titles, cover art, or product descriptions. We reserve the right to determine whether content provides a poor customer experience.
Excessive Use of Brands: We don’t accept the excessive use of brand names or the inclusion of brand names for paid advertising or promotion.
Crossover: No crossovers from other Worlds are permitted, meaning your work may not include elements of any copyright-protected book, movie, or other property outside of the elements of this World.
lol Amazon.
So, I guess… Amazon is your newest fanfiction source (made strangely legit by getting licenses from the IP owners for the derivative works under set rules)…
Also, no porn or crossovers.You’ll be able to buy the fanfic, or get paid for your own by others…This seems so WEIRD.
Amazon: How can I cash in on the power of fandom?
Fandom: Well, not allowing porn is going to put a huge kink in that plan.
nkfr:
xerovoltage:
REMEMBER KIDS! Grapefruits are your friends. ALSO
(1oz./ABV%)x(cost per unit/ounces per unit) = Awesomeness On the Dime
Um…reblogging…for reference :Xare you shitting me? new favorite fruuuuuit. OH MAN ILL MIX VODKA INTO GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. Brill.
is anyone else going to ask why this is a duck
Just saying, I accidentally found this out with a pain pill once haha.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference
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