if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Strax – part one of the great trio of Victorian detectives! He’s been confusing human genders and attacking everything he sees since a good man went to war, and if the “Damn Moon” meme is a good indicator, we’ve been loving his adorable, somewhat murderous but mostly just over-excitable alien self ever since.
So, uh… right, quotations! He says the BEST things, right? So kick back and enjoy some of the funniest one-liners from your favourite Victorian Sontaran butler.
Available as all the things, and if it is not available as the thing you wanted, I will make that thing.
(Bonus thought for the day: so if Conan Doyle based Watson and Holmes off Jenny and Vastra, does that make Strax Mrs. Hudson or Gladstone?)
I made a thing :)
I JUST REALLY LIKE STRAX OK
REMEMBER KIDS! Grapefruits are your friends. ALSO
(1oz./ABV%)x(cost per unit/ounces per unit) = Awesomeness On the Dime
Um…reblogging…for reference :X
are you shitting me? new favorite fruuuuuit. OH MAN ILL MIX VODKA INTO GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. Brill.
is anyone else going to ask why this is a duck
Just saying, I accidentally found this out with a pain pill once haha.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference
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